what the crap

most amazing phrase ever.
use it when your confused, need to know something, or just plain bored.

"dude the world is cocking the fuck with my gun!"
me:what the crap does that mean?

by drone248 April 28, 2008

what the crap

an alternative for 'what the fuck'. is more accepted by public, as crap is less offensive than fuck, obviously. 'what the shit' can also be used, as can other variations. eg: 'what the crapper'
'what the shitface'

for internet use: replace 'wtf' with 'wtc'
if people don't know it - send them here.

guy: dude, that lady over there is pretending to be a bird...
girl: what the shitface?!
guy: i know aye, what the crapper is she doing.

by nikkivondee* October 26, 2009

what the crap

what big game james says

what the crap? since when was lithuania a state?

by james October 26, 2004

what the crap

something retarded kids say when they get surprised, confused, or angry

NO MORE WoW?! WHAT THE CRAP, DAD?!

by tiddly niggel-bich July 06, 2009

what the crap?

a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"

*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head*

Nicole: hahahahaha!
Mary: What the crap?!

by marrrrrry May 04, 2005

What the Crap

What Strong Bad says a lot..

"...what.. Brian!!? WHat the crap!? Unless brian is short for.. brianrietta.. or brian-sue..."

by Anonymous the Poster July 10, 2003

what a crap

engrish form of what the crap, found in a dub of the Kenshin movie

w00t I am having Teh 1337 itemzor...what a crap! It's gone....

by Anonymous October 05, 2003