What hoppened?

A question you ask your rabbit when they tear around the yard and start thumping the ground as a signal to their rabbit partner.

You poor little frightened fur head, what hoppened?

What hoppened? by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019

What happened to you? 

A stunningly inappropriate and thoughtless question often blurted toward a handicapped person, the only proper answer to which is "Don't ask".

"What happened to you?" asked the seemingly civilized man of the woman who was struggling mightily to take each halting step. Yet she needed no reminder of how hard it was to move, or of how many years she had been in pain. She was under no obligation to answer the moronic stranger, who in any event seemed to want no answer and quickly began prattling about his skiing accident, years ago, which he believed would be fascinating to a woman with a permanent handicap, but, please... don't ask.

What happened to you? by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

Freddy fazbear what happened??? 

SQUID GAMES!!!!!!!!

Gregory: freddy fazbear what happened???
Freddy fazbear: SQUID GAMES!!!

Freddy fazbear what happened??? by cocogoat_drinker March 13, 2022

What happened to the stairs?!

A comparison to something also akward happening, taken from the show Edd,Ed,and Eddy

"Dude thats like saying what happened to the stairs?!

What happened to the stairs?! by Kevin Perez May 9, 2008

well, what happened was... 

used to preceed an exaggerated story about a mistake/problem that could (usually) be summed up with a short, more accurate, explanation.

"well, what happened was... a dog saw a squirrel and ran three times around the tree and by the time I finished helping the dog, that's when my sister's car was stolen by Iraqi Ninjas. So I chased them down and punched one in the face, he burst into flames and then I got back into the car, drove here and that's why i'm late for work."

well, what happened was... by Professor Rubow December 16, 2008

what happened next 

Click bait to get you to go to the story.

He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.

what happened next by PBSPinchback June 18, 2015

you would never guess what happened 

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

you would never guess what happened by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008