whale call 

A pitch-bending guitar effect used by a certain red-headed fuckface.

That was a pretty good show, but we really got whale call'd by that goddam day walker.

whale call by borgy40 July 11, 2010

Whale Call 

When you are out late at the bar and all the hot skinny girls have gone home. You let out the old high pitched "EEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU" and all the fat girls (whales) home in and migrate to you. Thus you pull a fatty and sex her up her on a futon.

To drunk and stupid to go home alone to your futon so lay down the whale call.

Whale Call by ppbggg October 13, 2008

Whale Call 

Whenever I hear "whale call," I think of "booty call." So a whale call is a booty call... for fat people. BOOM!

Juan: Yo man, had a whale call last night!
Pedro: Dude, didn't know you like fat chicks!
Juan: Well I'm fat, too. And I like my girls with some curves!

Whale Call by SuperFreak15616351 June 29, 2013

Whale Call 

The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....

Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?

Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!

Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?

Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......

Whale Call by Whalecallforlife March 17, 2011

Whale Calling 

The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".

Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!

Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.

Whale Calling by The Good Reverend Doctor January 9, 2013

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.

One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024

whalecalis 

Whalecalis is another word for Cardi B. Cardi B is the worst female rapper on earth and she stalks the barbz and her idol Nicki Minaj daily. She needs to eat less and find another husband that doesn’t cheat

WATCH OUT! I HEAR WHALECALIS STOMPING

whalecalis by Jason Lee (reloaded) January 21, 2023