wet dog shakes 

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

wet dog shakes by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2014

wet dog shakes 

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

wet dog shakes by Uncle Dimma December 21, 2013

wet dog shake 

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

wet dog shake by Uncle Dimma August 27, 2013