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West Virginia's Seasons 

In West Virginia there are 5 seasons: Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall and Deer Huntin'.
I was huntin' one day and didn't seem to be havin' any luck so I went a walkin' and came to this cave, and inside was all the deer that I wasn't findin'. They all came a runnin' out and I sit there and picked 'em all off one by one! Lucky Day

west virgina water slide

A west virgina water slide is when your ramming your bologna poney into your inbred west virgina sister and her fish flaps are so foamy it creates a waterfall that trickles down and lubricates her dirt star.
During the firework show we heard junior giving Darla the ol west virgina water slide on the tailgate.

West Virginia Smelling Salts 

West Virginia Smelling Salts: While completely focused on eating your girl’s pussy from behind doggy style, she farts directly into your nose.
Tim was shocked while eating his girlfriend pussy when she let loose with West Virginia Smelling Salts.

West Virginia Step Dad 

When you cum in a girls mouth and she makes out with someone within 20 minutes of said cumming.
I totally did a West Virginia Step Dad to my roommate.

West Virginia Snow Pocket 

When you throw up a milkshake from fast-food place of choice, shove it up your asshole with a turkey baster and have your significant other lick it out.
Wow! after McDonalds, lets go home and make a West Virginia Snow Pocket!!

West Virginia Steak 

Billy Bob opened the refrigerator door and saw the balogna and braead and said "It looks like we're having West Virginia steak again tonight!!!"