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West Coast Sindhi 

The tightest form of human known to man. You will find these people in the great California Republic; residing in advanced cities like big bad Los Angeles; and throwing up westside signs and saying “fa sho” wherever they go.

History:
Originally from the west side of India, these refugees looked on the map, said let's go some place that's warm year round; where people look as good as us; and where there are things to do indoor and outdoor, night and day.

They said, let's not be confined to a place where they have to keep bars open after 2am because it’s so damn cold and there's nothing to do during the day; let's go to a place where people are open-minded and realize Johnnie Walker Black Label is not the only alcohol available - that a real scotch connoisseur will tell you a single malt is true to the grain and that blended malts are merely a combination of leftovers for those with unrefined pallets; let us not use abrasive words and phrases like "that's hot", "kid", "son", "pre-game", "what it do"; let's not talk in weird accents that make words like "coffee" sound like "cawf-fee ”.

They said, let’s not travel underground and instead enjoy the sunlight and that while the sun may rise in the east, it always sets in the west.

They said to themselves - we are Sindhi, let us be tight, let us be from Cali. WESTSIDE.
West Coast Sindhis will be at YSA.

west coast salad 

A bitch so powerful none can stop the tsunami of bitchy that they create.
"Holly shit john is a west cost salad. He just won't shut up."

"He is a huge bitch"

A west coast salad is a bitch so powerful none can stop the tsunami of bitchy they creat.

West Coast Stupidity 

A phrase describing far left socialist irrationality typically found in liberals who live on the West Coast of the United States. Opposition to traditional American values, gun ownership, and traditional marriage being the norm. Willingness to sacrifice the rights of the individual to further globalist environmentalist agendas.
Paying thousands more for a hybrid car is pure West Coast Stupidity.

West Coast Swing 

A dance similar to Lindy Hop however done in a slot and to more modern music like blues, funk, and pop.

West Coast Shit 

When you go for a shit and it turns out to be explosive - sprays all over the pan...
A twist on the lyrics of the Dr DRE song Xxplosive from his 2001 album.

lyrics: Explosive, West Coast Shit
That was messy, I've just been for a West Coast shit...
West Coast Shit by Yohan McD December 18, 2010

JimmyPixieGordyKatieDarciMichelle West Coast Social Rejects 

Twenty-something, products of the latch key generation, forgotten by their parents, rejected by society. social rejects that were left alone as children and the next best thing to parents was a chatroom. Do not relate well with others unless you are an overweight, socially unacceptable reject. Loves to go to chatrooms to fight with people twice their age ( taken out their anger for their parents abandonment on people their parents ages) stalks down people's families from online chatrooms ( angry they have no families or parents that cared for them )

A "JimmyPixieGordyKatieDarciMichelle West Coast Social Reject" is a person from the west coast, that was abandoned by their parents. Left alone , to fend for themselves. No family, no friends to call their own. So, instead of human contact, they go to the internet to find happiness but instead, decided to take their anger out on strangers their parents ages. They stalk them down, find their family members names and make aol screen names and sit in chatrooms two to three months at a time or until their computer crashes and they have to get a new one and then start all over again.

College drop out, unemployed, living in mommy and daddy's basement at 25. lacks personal hygiene, lacks the ability to function outside of a chatroom setting, pathological liar, insecure, low self esteem, ignorant, stupid, obsessive, stalker, extreme acne,
JimmyPixieGordyKatieDarciMichelle West Coast Social Rejects spend 20+ hours per day, stalking down people from a chatroom: brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, mothers, fathers, and even next door neighbors. Befriend a big old fat slob from Santa Cruz California, who pretends to be rich and famous and pretty in a chatroom until her photo is exposed. then hide under many screen names screaming out obscenities, hollering, and jumping and screaming .. peeing their pants, and scratching the acne on their faces.