Wessex

A friend which will only be pleased when you purchase him Garfield kart

Damn my gf left me and killed my parents

Wessex:Ok
Buy me Garfield kart

by JBig J April 26, 2022

Wessex Water

To have a massive shit.

I just Wessex Watered that bog!

by Wessex_Water January 18, 2011

Wessex boy

An UK term that means a phony tough male or butch lesbian that sports a thin veneer of toughness to everyone, all the time. See also "Jack the lad"

That wessex boy thinks he's hard. He won't think he's so tough when he's picking up his teeth with broken fingers.

by John Westley Hardly August 7, 2014

Wessex Backpoo-Hedgehog

the act of sex when you shit on your partners back and tell him/her that this cute little hedgehog lives there from now on

Ist it ok if i give you a wessex backpoo-hedgehog tonight? i have already bought the salt-sticks

by Nascimento June 4, 2018

kings of wessex

A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks

The kings of Wessex think they’re really posh but they are really not.

by Y0ur3m0th3r December 14, 2020

kings of wessex

the skankiest shittiest most fucking dumb school.

going to kings of wessex makes me want to fucking top myself

by User84702757294 December 20, 2020

westland wessex

a hideous royal navy helicopter with an absurd nose

joe: did you see that westland wessex
ryan: the big ugly one?

by Not hjc June 11, 2024