Wessex

A friend which will only be pleased when you purchase him Garfield kart
Damn my gf left me and killed my parents

Wessex:Ok
Buy me Garfield kart
by JBig J April 26, 2022
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Wessexing

When you have a danger wank and spaff all over anything or anyone in the close vicinity.

Thought of whilst on a ferry back from Iles of Wight
See that car, its gonna get a good wessexing, sit in the back seat, wack one out and spaff on the driver!
by Yatmonster March 09, 2009
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Wessex Water

To have a massive shit.
by Wessex_Water January 18, 2011
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kings of wessex

A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks
The kings of Wessex think they’re really posh but they are really not.
by Y0ur3m0th3r December 14, 2020
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kings of wessex

going to kings of wessex makes me want to fucking top myself
by User84702757294 December 20, 2020
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westland wessex

a hideous royal navy helicopter with an absurd nose
joe: did you see that westland wessex
ryan: the big ugly one?
by Not hjc June 11, 2024
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Wessex boy

An UK term that means a phony tough male or butch lesbian that sports a thin veneer of toughness to everyone, all the time. See also "Jack the lad"
That wessex boy thinks he's hard. He won't think he's so tough when he's picking up his teeth with broken fingers.
by John Westley Hardly August 07, 2014
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