weremuff 

a very hairy twat.

i stuck my hand down her pants to find out she had a weremuff.

weremuff by brown baloon tie October 19, 2009

weremuffin 

A girl who resembles a werewolf by the way she grunts, growls, and barks while also sporting a mean muffin top. You can easily spot them with a permenant ugly grimace on their face while snarling at their targets. They tend to only appear at night and disguise themselves during the day. They are extremely vicious and can attack at any moment, but can be easily distracted with food.

That weremuffin is barking at me.

weremuffin by Skatrchikinme September 15, 2015