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Well off 

A general sort of synonym for "rich," similar in use to "well-to-do." It's often a term used by those who are accused of being rich, but don't much like the snobbery inherently implied with that term. In such a scenario, it's more supposed to mean something along the lines of, "having enough money that I don't need to worry about my accounts, but not having so much money that I can buy solid gold houses and carved diamond wristwatches every other Tuesday."
"I'm not really rich," said William as he paid for everyone's movie tickets, "I'm just well-off."
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well off 

What bryan is...not RICH, oh no...well off
Janelle : "damn rich people"
Bryan : "No well off"
well off by Vacielli January 8, 2005

well off to visit your mother! 

The BLU SCOUT goes into smoke and, once out of it, he is revealed to be the RED SPY. He is now behind the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY with his knife above his head

RED SPY:
Right behind you!

As we see the "Team Fortress 2' title card, we hear the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY being stabbed and dying. The title card then disappears and, as "Chou-Fleur" begins to play in the background, we see the RED SPY sliding the pornography to the side, now revealing a less vulgar picture: The RED SPY and SCOUT'S MOTHER holding hands on a balcony. The RED SPY picks up the photograph

RED SPY:
Ah. Ma petit chou-fleur.

The RED SPY now leaves the scene as the screen fades to black
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Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck! 

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps

That's what the shutdown is really about.
Hym "It's a thinly veiled threat to the populous. 'Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps' that's what this is right here."

well a good evening officer 

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk
policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026