welder's bench 

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

welder's bench by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007

welder's and brickstone 

Two individuals that give joy and laughter to the students of CSC. These two are revered as God's on CSC's campus. They are the demigods to the one the only Thomas C. Polett.

Welder's and Brickstone are so funny that Stump took a dump on Andy.

welder's and brickstone by Tom Polett January 16, 2010

Welder's Gold 

The act of urinating in a public urinal, and having the the urine splash back at you, resembling welder's sparks.

While Jimmy was at the bathroom, he had Welder's Gold while peeing in the urinal.

Welder's Gold by LiscenceAgreement March 28, 2012

Welder's Flash 

While checking out a female in a low-light setting, the girl's face gets lit up by a light such as a cell phone or lighter and one realizes she is butt ugly.

Dude 1 "Hey check out that girl over there"
Dude 2 "Its too dark I cant see her face"
Girl pulls out phone and it lights up her face
Dudes 1&2 "OH SHIT WELDER'S FLASH!"

Welder's Flash by CasasBoobies June 28, 2012

welder's dozen 

Eleven. Sometimes welders accidentally burn a finger off leaving them with only 11.

I bought a dozen doughnuts for my coworkers on my birthday, but I ate one in the car, leaving me with a welder's dozen.

welder's dozen by steve even October 22, 2013

Face like a welder's workbench 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

Face like a welder's workbench by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Swedish Welder 

Swedish Welder

When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.

"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"

Swedish Welder by V-diddy August 11, 2016