welder's bench
Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.
welder's bench by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007
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welder's and brickstone
Two individuals that give joy and laughter to the students of CSC. These two are revered as God's on CSC's campus. They are the demigods to the one the only Thomas C. Polett.
welder's and brickstone by Tom Polett January 16, 2010
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Welder's Gold
The act of urinating in a public urinal, and having the the urine splash back at you, resembling welder's sparks.
Welder's Gold by LiscenceAgreement March 28, 2012
Welder's Flash
While checking out a female in a low-light setting, the girl's face gets lit up by a light such as a cell phone or lighter and one realizes she is butt ugly.
Dude 1 "Hey check out that girl over there"
Dude 2 "Its too dark I cant see her face"
Girl pulls out phone and it lights up her face
Dudes 1&2 "OH SHIT WELDER'S FLASH!"
Dude 2 "Its too dark I cant see her face"
Girl pulls out phone and it lights up her face
Dudes 1&2 "OH SHIT WELDER'S FLASH!"
Welder's Flash by CasasBoobies June 28, 2012
welder's dozen
I bought a dozen doughnuts for my coworkers on my birthday, but I ate one in the car, leaving me with a welder's dozen.
welder's dozen by steve even October 22, 2013
Face like a welder's workbench
Face like a welder's workbench by TeamBPR July 13, 2009
Swedish Welder
Swedish Welder
When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"
Swedish Welder by V-diddy August 11, 2016
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