Welder

A man who welds metals together using one of the most hardest skill sets.

One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.

Jim- Hey mark, isn't james a welder?
Mark- Yeah, thats one bad some-bitch right there.

by Thatmexicanguy April 20, 2015

Welder

An individual who does precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I dont care if the prints says it works. I'm the damn welder and I say it dont fit

by ArcFlash_512 March 30, 2020

Welder

A cool wizard man who uses electricity to bind metal together

“Hey bob, you see that guy over there?”
“Yeah, he looks pretty cool”
“That’s because he’s a welder”
“No fucking way.”

by NottTelljng September 30, 2021

Welder

Kid that played with pva glue to much as a child

Bet you that kid grows up to be a welder . Hes/she has eaten over 500mls of glue and 3 pipe cleaners

by Cowbow tow tucker February 2, 2022

The Welder

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females face, paying special attention to the eye area. When female awakes, she will find it difficult to open her eyes, as they have been "welded" shut.

I gave my bitch 'the welder' last night.

by Sandrab August 1, 2011

welder

A combat weapon in Natural-Selection used to heat up aliens to very high tempatures to annoy them.

Marine: DIE ONOS!!!111
Onos: Stop that. *chomp*

by Kuroneko September 21, 2003

welder

A non-combat weapon in the mod WordNatural-SelectionWord who people use to repair structures or close/open certain areas.

Marine - Comm give me a welder plz
Alien - They have welded this vent, were fucked

by Nomble August 15, 2003