a welder who is lazy and wont work or weld ,whos lazy and would rather talk ,talk to others ,or just talk on there cell phone instead of doing there job.
by bigpopapump69 June 19, 2010
While checking out a female in a low-light setting, the girl's face gets lit up by a light such as a cell phone or lighter and one realizes she is butt ugly.
Dude 1 "Hey check out that girl over there"
Dude 2 "Its too dark I cant see her face"
Girl pulls out phone and it lights up her face
Dudes 1&2 "OH SHIT WELDER'S FLASH!"
Dude 2 "Its too dark I cant see her face"
Girl pulls out phone and it lights up her face
Dudes 1&2 "OH SHIT WELDER'S FLASH!"
by CasasBoobies June 25, 2012
by yogurtdealer June 5, 2018
tofu welder a hardcore hippy type person who has rissen above the rank of yougurt weaver and mostly ingages in pointless evnvironmental projects or abnormal spiritual activities.
tofu welder Type of person who teaches digeredo relaxation techniques or possibly opperates a gong bath at festivals. these people can sometimes be found trying to protect lesser spotted earthworms from a site of no importance. these people also rides bikes and and hate all car drivers.
by cornish pete October 10, 2007
by Midschool March 28, 2008
by junior September 8, 2003
The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!
by B. B. Rodriguez February 23, 2005