Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.

"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.

by Monkey's Dad July 26, 2020

weird brit

@mistygfreal on twitter

@mistygfreal is such a weird brit

by dykelol May 5, 2021

mentally weird

When your weirdness cant be solved or helped

I'm sorry I'm mentally weird so therefore I can't be normal

by Yeetas the fetus April 19, 2019

One Weird Tip

For pennies a day get your college diploma

You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to one weird tip

by DontBeLikeTheSun September 18, 2023

legit weird

as weird as it gets. Passed weird and just beyond freaky.

Diego was staring straight down my shirt. It was legit weird.

by fuhhgettaboutitt December 9, 2010

Tuesday weirds

Phrase- When a hard weekend or 3 day weekend of various hard drugs like ecstasy or meth has the afterglow wear off and you're left with a weird panicky sober low feeling.

One may act weird or just want to isolate themselves. It is usually the beginning of introspection from the weekend's activities. Ordinary things may seem slightly different.

Origin: unknown. Popular with 90s and 00 college age kids.

I have the Tuesday weirds from rolling and doing Xanax all weekend. I gotta find a way to leave work, before I freak out.

by Synaptic Plasticity August 21, 2018

Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023