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carrying a mule's weight 

not capable of doing something; when you got too much strain on you already{as seen in the video game for Playstation 2, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance}
I can't do that too, boss, I'm carrying a mule's weight already.

weight lifter's erections 

When one is lifting, causing the veins in their arm to pop out as a result of this.
I was lifting yesterday, when suddenly, suddenly, I got some weight lifter's erections.

George's weight

A visual display of irony.

Often in public and takes place during a period of intoxication.

Stemming from the time George's "weight" was thrown around in the women's lavatories of a wedding venue.

See also helicockter, fassbending & me too'ed
The drunk bloke arrested who was wearing a t-shirt saying "every good idea i have gets me in trouble" is a real George's weight

Driver's License Weight 

The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.
"I'm cutting out carbs so that I can get down to my Driver's License Weight."
Word of the Day on April 17, 2015

driver's license weight 

The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.
My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.

It’s just water weight 

A slogan from the YouTuber Nikocado Avocado, mainly used on his merch.
Nikocado Avocado: Get my new ‘it’s just water weight’ merch today!