weetbix challenge 

An australian challenge where the person tries to eat as many dry weetbix as they can without spitting it out or drinking water in one minute.

The dry weetbix generally sucks all moisture from the mouth, making it difficult to generate enough moisture to swallow, causing the person doing the challenge to almost breathe out the weetbix flakes, which is very funny to watch!!!

Couple of guys bored one day...

Hey, want to do the weetbix challenge?

Yeah, sure, how many can you do?

I did five last week before my mouth dried up and I couldn't swallow another!

weetbix challenge by Australiansarefunny! September 3, 2013

Weetabix Challenge 

The weetabix challenge is a dietary programme designed to improve gastro-intestinal performance and general health and well being. It is also said that benefits to energy levels and allows extended periods of concentration. The programme is followed by the participant sleeping for 14 minutes every hour proceeded with a single unit of dry weetabix accompanied by only water.

The programme was developed by Prof. Edmund Donaldson of Chicago State University and has gone under several trials to test its effectiveness.

The Weetabix Food Co. have described the trials as 'A Significant Advancement'

-"Say, Jim's looking healthy."
-"That's 'cause he's on that Weetabix Challenge"

Weetabix Challenge by Jonny3Shoes December 16, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016