Wee wank 

A collection of rubber boots

There was a wee wank in the school closkroom

Wee wank by Docksee March 2, 2023

wank wee 

The act of urinating as you ejaculate

'Shit son I was with my hoe last night, and I was about to bust a nut and I accidentally Wank Wee'd on her face.'

wank wee by GPJYELLO November 28, 2014

wee b4 wank 

when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself

John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."

John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."

wee b4 wank by bluscouttf2 December 9, 2023

wee wanker 

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.

Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...

wee wanker by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022

Weewank 

A collection of two or more pairs of wellies/gumboots/knee boots

On a rainy day the boys school cloak room held a weewank of wellies

Weewank by Docksee January 19, 2023