Me and my friends were playing truth or dare. I chose dare and if you forefitted you got 5 kicks in the balls. I was dared to be given a wedgie and my friend gave it and ripped my white american eagle's front and back. My butt was in pain then he still kicked me in the balls.
by Master876 January 1, 2015
For nerds like me getting wedgies is unfortunate. Your underwear gets yanked up your buttocks, its my bullys favorite thing to do. One time i was wearing a thong (they are comfortable) and Calvin (the jock who bullys me) dragged me to his locker where he put me on the coathook, then he took photos which he then put kn his Instagram app. He would not let me out for tge whole day.
Sometimes when I wear briefs
He gives me a Texas Wedgie. which is when he puts hot sauce in my buttocks while giving me a wedgie. It hurts so bad.
Sometimes when I wear briefs
He gives me a Texas Wedgie. which is when he puts hot sauce in my buttocks while giving me a wedgie. It hurts so bad.
by guki gang June 19, 2018
When someone sneaks up behind and pulls your underwear up your crack, causing an intense amount of pain. Usually given to dorks wearing tighty-whities by cool guys wearing boxers because tighty-whities stretch farther, don't rip as easily, and dig deeper into your crack. If the person giving the wedgie is strong enough, they can lift you up by your underwear and hang you on something, this is called a hanging wedgie. It can keep the wedgie going, like the bondage wedgie, where the victim is tied up so they can't pick their wedgie.
I tattled on my brother and got him grounded. That night, I woke up to him lifting me up by my underwear. He gave me an atomic wedgie, then duct taped my hands together so I couldn't unpick it. The next morning, I was carried upstairs by my underwear and put me on the floor. Our parents were away, so he still wouldn't undo my wedgie or untape my hands. Later, my friend came over and did untape my hands and undo my wedgie. We planned to sneak out of the house, but my brother caught us just as we were leaving. He hauled us down to the basement and gave us hanging wedgies on a coatrack. This time, he left us up there until our parents came home. I never tattled on my brother again!
by Klare March 1, 2008
a wedgie is a classic prank. when a person comes up behind a person wearing tighty whities and pulls up on the elastic as hard as the giver can. wedgies are mainly given to males who wear tighty whites and can be done to wearers of boxers. there are many types of wedgie. when the underwear is pulled over the victims head is called a atomic wedgie. this one is usually done by two people of pulling both sides of the underwear up is called a mervin. when the victim is lifted up by his tighty whities and hung on something high so not touching the ground is called a hanging wedgie. the lifting of the front of the underwear crushing the balls is called a melvin. the action of pulling up on a males jock strap makeing the back strapes go up the butt crak is called a jock wedgie
one day i was changing afetr practice i was the last one. but i was still in my jock strap. one of my teammates gave me a powerful jock wedgie. just casue i beat him in the wrestling tourment.
by craig 159 November 23, 2007
A prank in which the victim's boxers or briefs are pulled higher than they should go.
There are many wedgie variations, here are a few:
Hanging wedgie: When you or a victim has been wedgied, then is hung on a place where they cannot get down.
Atomic Wedgie: The wedgie generally shown in cartoons. Where your boxers are pulled up and the waistband goes around the head. CAUTION: This is very difficult to pull off.
Melvin: A frontal wedgie. Do not do this to a guy, it could ruin their sex life for enternity.
Mervin: When both sides of the underwear are pulled high. Usually done by two or more people.
Gang Wedgie: When a group of people attack you and give you as many wedgies as possible. It is very common to leave the victim in a jock lock so that he cannot get out.
Bondage Wedgie: When you are tied up and wedgied. You are tied up to try to keep you from picking it.
Scarecrow Wedgie: A hanging wedgie when you have the leg holes of the boxers on a pole. Then you stick a shirt on the poor victim so he cannot get up and leave.
Ripper Wedgie: Perhaps one of the most painful. It is called ripper because the boxers rip. It can also be called a Cosmic Wedgie
Lucky for me that I have never been wedgied.
There are many wedgie variations, here are a few:
Hanging wedgie: When you or a victim has been wedgied, then is hung on a place where they cannot get down.
Atomic Wedgie: The wedgie generally shown in cartoons. Where your boxers are pulled up and the waistband goes around the head. CAUTION: This is very difficult to pull off.
Melvin: A frontal wedgie. Do not do this to a guy, it could ruin their sex life for enternity.
Mervin: When both sides of the underwear are pulled high. Usually done by two or more people.
Gang Wedgie: When a group of people attack you and give you as many wedgies as possible. It is very common to leave the victim in a jock lock so that he cannot get out.
Bondage Wedgie: When you are tied up and wedgied. You are tied up to try to keep you from picking it.
Scarecrow Wedgie: A hanging wedgie when you have the leg holes of the boxers on a pole. Then you stick a shirt on the poor victim so he cannot get up and leave.
Ripper Wedgie: Perhaps one of the most painful. It is called ripper because the boxers rip. It can also be called a Cosmic Wedgie
Lucky for me that I have never been wedgied.
My brother gives me Atomic wedgies all the time. Once he hung me on a hook in his closet and left me there for two hours. When he came back he started taking pictures.
by Nyaruma January 27, 2007
A painful form of torture used on small, weak boys who either havnt hit puberty yet, or have squeaky voices and enjoy schoolwork.
One time I was peeing at the urinal when all of a sudden this kid Kyle who hates me wedgied me from behind, causing me to pee all over the floor, wall, and myself! Then he pinned me on the floor and rammed my underwear as hard up as he could. I started to cry and beg him to stop, but the underwear reached my head and I felt like my butt was ripping in half. Suddenly he stopped. Then he flipped me over and grabbed the front of my waistband. My eyes widened and I tried to say no, but it was to late. He slammed the undies upward, forcing them up past my stomach, past my chest. I screamed in pain as the wedgie crushed my balls and penis. The wedgie came up to my chin and Kyle let go. Just when I thought my punishment was over, he brings his fist into my balls as hard as he could, and my eyes popped out of my head. My vision went blurry and I tried to roll over, but I was hit 100 more times in the balls. he spit on my face and hung my underwear from the stall. I hung there in horrible pain in my butt balls and penis. That was a very painful wedgie!
by Unfortunate March 4, 2012
When the underwear of a person is grabbed from behind and yanked hard up in the buttcrack of that person, causing pain and irritation. There are many variations of wedgies, performed on a variety of people. They are a common form of punishment for freshmen, nerds, geeks, and wimps. They are most commonly found in locker rooms and around schools.
I was given my worst wedgie at age 14. I was a freshman, and wore tighty whities cause that's all my mom would buy me. These older boys caught me changing for gym and grabbed my underwear, lifting me off the floor in a painful wedgie. I begged them to stop but they only wedgied me harder while my classmates watched and cheered. They hung my briefs from a hook on the lockers so my feet were off the ground cause I was really short. They took the rest of my clothes and then all 20 boys in the locker room got to punch me in the balls, I cried and they laughed! They made me drink all their water bottles and they shut the lights off and left. They told te teacher I was absent and I hung there for 2 hours. They came back to find me hanging there, asleep, a big puddle of pee under me and my briefs soaked. They laughed and took pics then left the next class found me and let me down but not before kicking me in the balls. That was my worst wedgie ever!!!
by Igotwedgie September 25, 2011