Wedgie

When the underwear of a person is grabbed from behind and yanked hard up in the buttcrack of that person, causing pain and irritation. There are many variations of wedgies, performed on a variety of people. They are a common form of punishment for freshmen, nerds, geeks, and wimps. They are most commonly found in locker rooms and around schools.
I was given my worst wedgie at age 14. I was a freshman, and wore tighty whities cause that's all my mom would buy me. These older boys caught me changing for gym and grabbed my underwear, lifting me off the floor in a painful wedgie. I begged them to stop but they only wedgied me harder while my classmates watched and cheered. They hung my briefs from a hook on the lockers so my feet were off the ground cause I was really short. They took the rest of my clothes and then all 20 boys in the locker room got to punch me in the balls, I cried and they laughed! They made me drink all their water bottles and they shut the lights off and left. They told te teacher I was absent and I hung there for 2 hours. They came back to find me hanging there, asleep, a big puddle of pee under me and my briefs soaked. They laughed and took pics then left the next class found me and let me down but not before kicking me in the balls. That was my worst wedgie ever!!!
by Igotwedgie September 25, 2011
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