chocolatechip wedding

after sexy time you take your hole and spray your poopy coco chips down her throat and then say I do...

Charley The banana man gave his beaver a chocolatechip wedding.

by tony ripper July 22, 2009

Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

by cockbandit1869 July 6, 2011

dog wedding

An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.

I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".

by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 9, 2021

khaki wedding

1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park

1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."

2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."

by thebeemarie June 25, 2012

wed nos

a hot man that likes men

“That is a wed nos moment.”

by FanaticSiren June 20, 2021

Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by Banned As DC June 26, 2022

wedding dunk

A wedding dunk is a massive lesbian orgy that some women have the day/night before the wedding.

Example: The night before maria's wedding we all had a wedding dunk and it was amazing.

by Josephi Krakowsi October 4, 2017