weaf

An idiot/fool who generally talks a lot of rubbish (chats wet).

Weaf's are also usually bait

Also see: dickhead

1 - Person A says: Sorry I can't come out tonight, going to have a bath and do weights.
Person B says: Your such a fucking weaf.

by wickedmadman February 09, 2005

weaf

a high pitched noise that is emitted from excess air in the penis

Ed weafed in Megan's face after recieving a blow job.

by chim riggles March 01, 2005

Weaf

(adjective) 1. a stupid poop and fart person who smells bad and is insane in the membrane

(adjective) 2. a funny replacement for any offensive word

(noun) a terribly shaped ass, especially an ass that is shaped like a triangle

(adjective) That kid's so bad! He's a hecking weaf!

(noun) Yo girl your weaf looking real triangular today

by powahaus May 25, 2021

Weaf

Every offensive word all at once including slurs.

Jake is are f**cing weafs

by weafman May 25, 2021

Weaf

every slur including yo mama

freak Sebastian he smells like chese and is big weaf

by Jake From State Fart May 25, 2021

Weaf

when food is just about to go stale, but still eatable.

damn, these chips are weaf.

by daydreaming August 28, 2009

Weaf

(verb) - to irrationally boil, stew, or fume

(verb) - to belittle or berate, especially in the context of romantic relationships

(adj) - exhausting, or to be exhausted

She doesn't make me 3 meals a day so I weafed all over her on her way out.

by Oofunomsayin November 12, 2022