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Blazey Wazey 

The most unique blonde haired beautifully blue ocean eyed goofball you’ll ever meet (well for me almost meet). He is amazing, he will compliment the hell outta u, he will be ur hype man whenever. He can cook and he cleans, he is definitely husband material. You just wanna grab his face and kiss him while on ft and u don’t even know why. He will give u so many phone kisses and always text u “muahhh💕” he’s absolutely amazing and u don’t want him to ever leave u.
Him: Muahhhh😚💞
Me: no❤️
Him: Noooooo
Me: fine u stupid Blazey Wazey muahhhh💕
Blazey Wazey by unknown.rawr May 23, 2021
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slick wazey 

It means that somebody is slick crazy. Which means that someone is crazy on the low. They do not show there crazy side in public.
"That boy is slick wazey"
-Max B
slick wazey by that1someone August 4, 2008

upside down Woopsie Wazey 

When you are getting a hand job and the person has their hand upside down with her pinky up.
I was laying in my bed and Amanda was giving me an upside down woopsie wazey.
Giving an unreciprocated I love you
Me: Did you hear about how Justin and Gracie's date went? I think he was going to tell her he loved her.
Friend: Yeah, I heard he got Waney'd!
Waney'd by TurntNByrnt December 20, 2019

n e waze 

a way to say "anyways". used usually on the computer and by noobs. a faster and cooler way to say "anyways".
Perosn 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2: Oh nothing, hey I heard you are going out with my sister.
Person 1: Where did you hear that at?
Person 2: On the phone last night, i was hearing your conversation with stacy.
Person 1: Oh...
Person 2: n e waze.. are you guys dating??

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."