Whitepaper

White paper - a document released by agencies, the government or anyone who knows what they're talking about. They usually describe policies (those used by organizations), techniques (hacking, explosives, oral sex) and even products (the lates mobile phone devices).

Hacking Bluetooth enabled mobile
phones and beyond – Full Disclosure

Whitepaper by Niraco January 20, 2005

Wastewater Yeti

An oversized unintelligent Olive Garden server who is employed as an operator trainee, displaying unfounded confidence and lacking the basic understanding of responsibility. The Wastewater Yeti refuses to accept her status as an entry level employee.

1. Did you hear the Wastewater Yeti? She’s about as sharp as a marble!

2. I wish the Wastewater Yeti started understanding she’s not the boss.

3. Quiet, I hear the Wastewater Yeti approaching!

5. Have you seen the Wastewater Yeti? I think she got slapped by Bigfoot’s dick!

Wastewater Yeti by ambrosia23412 August 24, 2018

Wastemaker 

A nice behind.

Wow, check out that round, juicy wastemaker on Deborah!

Wastemaker by Nismaniak September 23, 2022

wasteperson 

Loser, useless person.

See that person who was chatting crap? Yer they're a WASTEPERSON

wasteperson by L.Trakz August 2, 2005

Wasteperson 

politically correct version of wasteman

i've been drinking for 36 hours and my mum just heard me trying to score cocaine, i'm such a bloody wasteperson

Wasteperson by woopdedoda April 7, 2008

Australian Wastepipe

Shoving a didgeridoo into your anus with one end, pooping into it and another will receive it orally on the other end.

“I was asked if I wanted to do the Australian Wastepipe with my partner”

Australian Wastepipe by Delaginger February 22, 2021

wastepaperbasket 

What some people call a wastebasket (a small garbage can often used for disposing of waste paper and other dry rubbish).

Please don't toss soggy rollios into the wastepaperbasket; it'll cause the damn thing to reek.

wastepaperbasket by Telephony2 August 15, 2023