Girl : oh its so big go slow
Guy : ok let me give you a washing machine
( pours soap water into ass and says swoosh repetitively )
Guy : ok let me give you a washing machine
( pours soap water into ass and says swoosh repetitively )
by dickhead losers August 31, 2018
by Tanner1271 December 19, 2019
A form of masturbation for women, In which they turn the washing machine on the sit on it. Most likely used during the spin cycle. Which on an uneven load can cause the machine to vibrate more.
by clapyourhands October 12, 2010
It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick
Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
by Chadagonia March 16, 2015
by Witherstorm April 14, 2021
When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.
by Hsimpsons13 April 15, 2006