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Waschke is what someone great is named by theire last name. It is legend and can be used as many funny group names while playing a game! Respect the waschke in your life if you have one.
Guy 1: Whats your last name?
Guy 2: Its Waschke
Guy 1; Oh great, we should defenitly name our team that!
waschke by anonymous November 6, 2020
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a gossipy, scolding person
german, sign. fishwife fig., shrew
... stop spreading gossip like an old waschweib!

... don't believe him, he's waschweibing again!
waschweib by issenixe March 9, 2005
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wäschebär

What you would call a raccoon in germany! Also what made Willber (Willber Soot) go soft
Hey thats a Wäschebär its eating trash
wäschebär by anonymous November 12, 2020

Chris Wascher

1. A guy who has the biggest heart in the world and is the best friend that anyone could ever have.

2. A person who can accomplish anything and knows enough about a little bit of everything that he could be considered a mid sized encyclopedia.

3. A perfectionist who is fully capable of accomplishing nearly anything but is a self suppressed over achiever.

4. Cocky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to piss off. He will fuck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you're a fuck up.

5. A person you can NOT win an argument against. Do not try. You WILL fail.

6. A hot "little package"
1. "I'm so lucky. Chris Wascher always has my back no matter what."

2. Person A: "I wonder how I can turn my bed into a flying saucer?"

Person B: "We should ask Chris Wascher, he will definitely be able to figure how to engineer your bed into a flying saucer!"

3. "If I was an over achiever like Chris Wascher I would not hold myself back by being such a procrastinator like him"

4. "I really shouldn't have crossed Chris Wascher, I feel like a major dumb ass right now."

5. "Chris Wascher is the master devil's advocate, I just can't fucking win."

6. "Chirs Wascher may be a small guy, but god damn he looks good naked!"

Watchkeeper 

To waste money on something that is out dated and rubbish.
Watchkeeper
Watchkeeper by Bob Munkhous March 3, 2014
Pronounced waa-shh
A woman tash.

OR

That pathetic moustache teenage boys attempt to grow.

OR

An insult :)
Ew, shes got a massive Wasche!

That boys Wasche is so pathetic!

Your such a Wasche!
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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