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Harrisburg Wall
What would have happened if the Philadelphia Eagles had won the last game of the playoffs in 2009 and had to face the Pittsburgh Steelers in Superbowl XLIII.
The state of Pennsylvania would have been divided in half like Germany in WWII and the result would be a wall separating the two sides in the capital, Harrisburg.
Citizens of PA would have had to choose a side and all undecided would have had been killed via death spiked footballs. The week before the Superbowl a war would have broken lose and the streets of Pennsylvania would be filled with flaming cheese steaks and puddles of molten steel.
The state of Pennsylvania would have been divided in half like Germany in WWII and the result would be a wall separating the two sides in the capital, Harrisburg.
Citizens of PA would have had to choose a side and all undecided would have had been killed via death spiked footballs. The week before the Superbowl a war would have broken lose and the streets of Pennsylvania would be filled with flaming cheese steaks and puddles of molten steel.
Who would have nwo the Pennsylvanian War and torn down the Harrisburg wall? We will never know because the eagles fucking lost..... AGAIN
Harrisburg Wall by Var effing Sinler January 20, 2009
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Harrisburg Hot Pocket
Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, a Harrisburg Hot Pocket involves a man (or woman with strap-on) to poop into a woman's vagina WHILE she is currently on her period -- then they proceed to have vaginal intercourse.
Situational:
Lisa: "I got my period today and I'm horny..."
Chris: "I just took a Viagra and ate 50 wings, time for a Harrisburg Hot Pocket!"
Conversational:
"I can't wait until Amy is on the rag so I can give her a Harrisburg Hot Pocket."
"Rich follows women around at the store who are buying tampons to ask if they want a Harrisburg Hot Pocket, he's such a sicko!"
Lisa: "I got my period today and I'm horny..."
Chris: "I just took a Viagra and ate 50 wings, time for a Harrisburg Hot Pocket!"
Conversational:
"I can't wait until Amy is on the rag so I can give her a Harrisburg Hot Pocket."
"Rich follows women around at the store who are buying tampons to ask if they want a Harrisburg Hot Pocket, he's such a sicko!"
Harrisburg Hot Pocket by Why Havent I Been Adopted Yet September 6, 2013
Harrisburg, Ar
Harrisburg, Arkansas is a little town near Jonesboro, Ar where all the little stoner kids go to live. Sucky school system, with sucky food to go along with it. It will be the town in which the meth labs will kill us all!
Harrisburg, Ar by ThatOneGirlFromJonesboro April 16, 2011
Harrisburg
Person 1: Man, Harrisburg is like some kind of love child between Philly and Pittsburgh.
Person 2: Yeah, that's why it's right in the middle. Joint custody.
Person 2: Yeah, that's why it's right in the middle. Joint custody.
Harrisburg by AngryMonkeyShow July 6, 2005
Penn State Harrisburg
Penn State Harrisburg (aka Capital College) is located in the most boring part of Pennsylvannia, which is one of the most boring states. There is nothing to do. Students try to "party," which is admirable, but their parties either suck or get bopped. Don't forget PSH is also a DRY campus! Yay! Hahaha this place absolutely sucks and anyone considering this school shouldn't even think twice- Go somewhere else!
"Hey, where do you go to school now?"
Penn State!
"Oh wow that sounds-"
Penn State Harrisburg
"Oh."
Yeah.
"How is it?"
Boring.
Penn State!
"Oh wow that sounds-"
Penn State Harrisburg
"Oh."
Yeah.
"How is it?"
Boring.
Penn State Harrisburg by fbgm4evs February 26, 2011
harrisburg
Harrisburg, PA is not half as shitty as some claim. True, its glory days are long past (pop. 100,000 in the mid-50s), but it is currently in the midst of a mini renaissance. Harrisburg hit rock bottom in the middle 70s, back when the West Shore stayed away. Today Second Street has become "restaurant row," the center of the city's nightlife. City Island, once little more than pavement and drug deals, now houses a stadium, marina, and picnic areas. Mid-town Harrisburg is being revitalized as a cultural district. While this may be a too obvious attempt to bring culture to Harrisburg, culture is there if you dig for it (poetry thurdays at the Susquehana Art Museum, midtown theatre, several underground theatres).
Until you've eaten a meal of cold rice noodles and jasmine tea outside of 2nd Wok under the pink and blue glow of flourescent lights, you don't know shit about Harrisburg.
harrisburg by Kid Charlemagne May 13, 2005