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To be convoluted, twisted, rippled or distorted.
1) The lumber left outside warped from exposure to the sun and rain. 2) Years of drug abuse had warped the mans mind. 3) Strong magnetic fields from the black hole warped time and space allowing the ship to travel into another dimension.
by Patrick White March 12, 2004
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Short for Warped Tour. A punk rock concert tour that occurs every summer. It usualy has around 6 stages and near or more than 50 bands. The Warped Tour is sponsered by Vans and has been running for just over 10 years.
"Yes, I got tickets for Warped! I can't wait for it, only 3 more weeks!"
by Paigeums August 02, 2006
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when a person gets so crazy high that they begin to see things with a distorted appearance, as if they are warped.

usually affective after smoking very chronic weed or getting hella fucked up from anything else.
ben got hella warped off just a ten sack
by Guantanamera November 26, 2006
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After you have smoked a lot of marajuana, u feel in the zone, (the place where you want to be)and altered

(another meaning for stoned,baked,blazed)
"man, i'm fuckin' warped from that 3 grams we just smoked!"
by shitter X August 09, 2008
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Cool or funny in a weird way.
Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!
by dan August 30, 2003
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1. something that is so insanely cool
2. unbelieveable
Girl: Man, I JUST got tickets to go see George Lopez!
Boy: You know what sh** is warped
Girl: Werd
by Flaca January 15, 2006
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1)getting high.2)severly underrated red hot chili peppers song
My tendency
for dependency
Is offending me
It's upending me
I'm pretending see
To be strong and free
From my dependency
It's warping me
by futuramafan May 10, 2008
Happy St. Patties Day!