wappett

Noun. An obesse creature that excretes a pungent slime, often used to mat or spike its hair. Suppulent chesticles used to nurture baby weasels or store fat.
That wappett sure has unhealthy habits and a toothy grin.
by Trapper John January 08, 2009
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Wappett

Mammal of the sea. Some musical ability. Has to put up with annoying neighbours who are fairly loud. speaks in a strange northern dialect. LOVES GRAVY! feed him gravy!
Wow! That's a big Wappett!!
by Mr. sea mammal catcher man PHD December 01, 2010
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