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Wankicide 

To commit or to have committed suicide from excessive masturbation or sexual acts pertaining to masturbation
The police comfirmed that Joe committed wankicide after finding a rope noose around his neck and his hand on his bare penis
Wankicide by Etern4lDragon June 9, 2009
Related Words

wankinism 

The time-honored act of masturbating.
"Hey ease off, bud, she's MINE! Why don't you go take up wankinism??"
wankinism by schist August 12, 2006

wankinist 

Someone who practises wankinism.
"Stop being such a wankinist!"
wankinist by schist August 12, 2006
Masturbating to a girl, thereby resulting in the loss of the masturbatory virginity of this girl for the person concerned.
"That girl was so hot she lost her wankinity to me within a matter of hours."
wankinity by berbatov June 13, 2007

wankitis 

A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.
Can't play softball tonite, cause I have wankitis.
wankitis by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008
wierded out, not liking it, stunned almost

From wanky, perverted
She was so wankified that he touched that.
wankified by Magster May 13, 2005