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Usally at schools Cool/Popular kids wank while the nerds are Wankers.
Once We've finished wanking we will go and get Tom to do our Homework.He's such a wanker
by Straight Big Cock March 08, 2008
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1. Masturbation. 2. n. Rubbish. e.g. "Don't talk wank". 3. v. To masturbate. As in "My brother wanks all the time and he's got perfect eyesight".
As in "If you have a wank every day you'll go blind".
by garthy July 08, 2006
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What you do when no one is home.
No ones home what shall I do? I know I'm gonna wank.
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1. to masturbate

2. a term to describe something of substandard quality

3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt
1. 'where's Emrys?' 'Emrys is having a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.'

2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.'

3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.
by plastictwatmuncher June 21, 2012
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Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.
Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004
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1) To run one's hand up and down the shaft of the penis repeatedly until semen shoots forth

2) To relieve sexual tension alone (males)
I was caught wanking in the school locker room.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman.

It's hard to wank when I can't wrap my hand totally around my shaft.
by Wayne Kerr February 23, 2005
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Where's Frank? Dunno, having a wank I suppose.
That heap of crap aint worth a wank.
by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003
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