What you do when no one is home.
No ones home what shall I do? I know I'm gonna wank.
by fuck me slut November 5, 2013
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1) To run one's hand up and down the shaft of the penis repeatedly until semen shoots forth

2) To relieve sexual tension alone (males)
I was caught wanking in the school locker room.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman.

It's hard to wank when I can't wrap my hand totally around my shaft.
by Wayne Kerr February 24, 2005
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Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.
Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 23, 2004
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Where's Frank? Dunno, having a wank I suppose.
That heap of crap aint worth a wank.
by Countach Smeech September 24, 2003
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1. To masturbate - wank.
2. Bullshit
1. Im off to have a wank.
2. What a wank.
by louis October 17, 2001
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to play with ones self in a sexual way!
shaking hands with the one eyed snake.
slapping the salami
choking the chicken
jacking off
by cerebral March 15, 2003
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A pleasurable experience that most males and about half of females experience regularely in their lifetime. The way a male would experience this would be to grab the shaft of the erect penis and rapidly moving the foreskin up and down until a climatic experience is reached and semen is rushed out of the penis.
1) i was wanking in the kitchen
2) my parents were gone so i had a wank
3) my friends wank but i don't want to
4) i don't know how to wank
5) i love to wank
by ruzzall July 17, 2006
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