someone who desperately needs to be shoved in a locker (or a cubby if there is a lack of lockers). This person tends to get absolutely zero girls despite calling themself the "alpha wolf", and uses the word "speedblitz" every second sentence when arguing with the normal nerds.
person 1: yeah I think link is a really good balanced main character, he's-
person 2: oh shut up person 3 is coming, he's a wally west stan.
person 3: wally solos his whole verse
persons 1 & 2: wtf bro
person 2: oh shut up person 3 is coming, he's a wally west stan.
person 3: wally solos his whole verse
persons 1 & 2: wtf bro
by the tender defender August 23, 2023
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