walkmed 

The area of earth between the Surface-dwellers and the go-tards.

Lurk and Jimmy(squared) entered walkmed tonight, dont tell anyone stupid.

walkmed by Captain Cleec March 7, 2004

walked in on 

to go into a room and see what someone is doing, when they did not want to be seen

Mom just walked in on me when I nutted all over Rachel's face .... awks

walked in on by dngrsgurlx June 25, 2017

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

dog walked

To beat the living shit out of someone.

This nigga provoked me so I dog walked his ass.

dog walked by naruto star April 5, 2016

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand 

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand by A real n-word October 23, 2019

cock walked

when a man is talking to a woman and another woman walks up, and spontaneously the two women walk much faster than the man is willing to walk. Associated closely with cock blocking, but only occurs while walking.

"God Damn bro, I was chatting up Suzy and we were totally clicking, but then Elen walked up and all the sudden both of them were fifty feet in front of me."

"that sucks man, Elen totally cock walked you. What a bitch"

cock walked by john crowe ransom jr. October 24, 2011

the walkmen 

1. Good band music played in a saturn ion commercial
2. Band that needs to play all ages shows

Me: Do you like the walkmen?
Them: The Walkmen?
Me: You know the saturn ion commerical.
Them: OH.
Me: Well they are comming to
chicago again but I can't go see them because I am only 15.

the walkmen by Christine November 8, 2003