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walking dildo 

Male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. It's just like using a dildo, except it's not battery powered. Comes from phrase "40 year old dude at the club" and most commonly known as a "Big Dick"

the opposite of good dick.
Dude! Charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?

naw, he's just my walking dildo.
i won't be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He's just a slump buster that went horribly wrong...
walking dildo by D.Praved January 30, 2010
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Walking dildo 

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.
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