pretending to go for a run, but actually just listening to podcasts outside
I put on my workout clothes to go running, but ended up only going for a podcast walk listenig to this week's This American Life.
by iamtheword March 26, 2017
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What a casually-observing neighbor will amusedly ask you if da dog dat you're taking for a stroll is enthusiastically pulling you along.
I often run into da classic "WHO'S walking WHOM???" scenareo when helping out my neighbors by leading their eager-to-be-out-and-about dogs around town on a leash, so I always opt for a harness instead of a collar, so dat I don't risk having said forward-tugging canines feel choked and breathless.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
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A woman who comes into a store when it’s about to shut and won’t leave
Oh man three minutes to close and that walk in Wendy is still here
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Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.
At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.
by Rufus Truthfist August 3, 2009
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A general term that means "impossible". Connected with a Bible depiction of Jesus walking on water
"Dude, an autistic kid just walked on water..."

"How?"

"They decoded FBI Code Mercury, ISTG that autistic is a savant"
by BlueyBro5842 April 27, 2021
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A "bonding" exercise in the form of a physical activity wherein participants form either a conga line or circle, bend over whilst naked (from at least the waste down), place their head against the buttocks of the person in front, grasp his penis with one hand, thence proceed to move forward, typically at increasing pace until the line is broken

Of course, such activity is usually frowned upon by authorities and, as such, may normally only be proceeded with at such gatherings as Rugby (Union) teams at English public boarding schools
Coach: Next game will be against the Boers...

They've bringing their best game...

And they'll have been practising...

How are we going to beat them?

Jenkins: Team work!

Coach: Let's bond then!

Watson-Smythe: Baby Elephant Walk!

Team: Yea!!!
by GuttandTag July 26, 2022
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The walk out of a college dorm with at least two more people. those present in the party must all be hung over and walking side by side. Limping or other injuries are optional, but make the walk much more memorable. The Walk of Champions is best achieved when walking to a known destination, usually a location that sells greasy breakfast hangover cure food.
We're not partying, we're preparing for our Walk of Champions tomorrow

Guy 1: Wow, those guys over there look like they went through hell and back. I wonder if they're ok.
Guy 2: Trust me, they're fine. They're taking the Walk of Champions right now.
by the Hungover March 26, 2011
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