wakey nakey

1)to wake up naked either purposley or accidently


2)to get so wasted u wake up naked on an anonymous old womans lawn

dude U slept naked? u wakey nakeyed me u cock eater!

o Iam so sry mrs.Googleheimer I got wasted last night and I wakey nakey.

by Kekky December 13, 2004

wakeybakey

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.

Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.

by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025