Friend #1: Imma go a wafer * :) *a while.

Friend #2: I hate you.
by Acacia234 August 2, 2018
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Slang for ecstasy (Metilenodioximetanfetamina).
When you're on wafers you get euphoric.
by _Martha_ January 31, 2008
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A pleasing way of calling one a Nigger.
Not meant to be offensive.
by Yetislayer January 1, 2010
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When two entities of wafers hypothetically rip off their rigid, external cover and collide into each other's warm, explosively attractive insides without considering location, witnesses, and time.
a vanilla wafer is walking down the street, and shes sees a neopolitan wafer with strawberry, vanilla & chocolate
and it goes "oh my, my n.wafer has a sexy 3 pack"
and they both take off your front cookies & "collide"
by Jassoonnnn July 16, 2006
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Snooty anorexic chicks that never top 100 pounds becuase they've been told that no fat chick has ever landed a successful man (one of the few truisms in life). But wafers never develop breasts. What the hell is the point of a woman without the breasts? You still hear them whine, you still put up with a week of irritability, you still get illogical crying, but you don't get the wonderful, wonderful tits.
Dude, she's a wafer... let's go find a REAL woman.
by Monkeypants March 13, 2005
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A wafer is a weed smoking teen usually with multi-colored hair that resembles a bag off skittles. There usually found in packs smoking in Parks or outside of dounkin donuts, really WAFED OUT!
Queen of wafers: Yo you got the shit?

Resha: Yo you a whole wafer!

Queen of wafers: I knowwww! But do you got the shitttt!

Resha: Wafed out! SMH. Sit yo bag of skittle ass down! Lol.
by Resha4realz January 26, 2012
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AAVE slang derived from a brand of sweet snack that’s similar to a vanilla wafer. It describes a light skinned Caucasian person. Depending on usage it can be said neutrally, cheekily, or condescendingly. It can have implications similar to the slang “vanilla wafer” referring to a person who is unadventurous. In that context “nilla wafer” suggests a person has little exposure to cultural media, customs, and cuisine outside of their white racial experiences.
“I saw her on that show where she was booty shaking and trying to rap. I was like, ‘Okay, nilla wafer.’”
by lovely rat kitten September 30, 2022
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