wackywillock

Wacky willock, also known as postman pat, is famous from Twitter for paying £45 for an avi. He is known by AFTV as troopz violated him for paying that amount of money for an avi. WackyWillock responded with "I'll tell my mum"

Who's WackyWillock? Ah, he spent £45 on an avi

wackywillock by 45quid May 26, 2020

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WackyyWillock

WackyyWillock is part of FT, he often tweets decent stuff but because he’s spent £45 on an avi, people don’t like him

Be like WackyyWillock - tweet decent content

WackyyWillock by AFCMax9 May 28, 2020

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WackyyWillock

WackyyWillock is the human embodiment of Postman Pat. He is a well known paedophile and has a habit of spending £45 on profile pictures. He is infamous for being one of the worst accounts of Twitter alongside UtdAidan. He gets violated everyday and his oblong head looks like a sausage roll.

WackyyWillock looks like Postman Pat on class A drugs.

WackyyWillock spent his life savings on a profile picture of England's least promising midfielder.

WackyyWillock by tbwldslooooool@mepostmanpat May 27, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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