Followers of the great religion of the wack. Our holidays are Wacky Wednesday, Saucey Saturday, and Tide Pod Tuesday. Our annual holiday is The Week of Wack, on June 9th (6/9), and for 8 days, everyday is Wacky Wednesday. (7 days couldn't contain the wack, so the Wack monks decided another day should be added).
A miniature dishevelled goblin that lives within the confines of his mothers basement. Despite not being able to see his toes, this sea merchant prides himself on his slowly greying beard; along with two stubby legs that waddle on the earths surface, however the weight hoisted upon these legs create the earths surface to be trampled flat. Many consider this specimen to have a weird shaped head; shifting the gravitational balance every time his head leans to one side. He often frequents with five other individuals; a 20 year old man-child, a meaty McDonald's hairlinebowling ball, a man with a midsection made of play dough, a disabled Australian; and a mega chad who owns everything he has. he also gorges upon a selective diet of burgers and fish pasties.
Prison labor, Confederate flags and monuments, the border wall and IQ tests are examples of wacist things.
The Washington Football Team used to have a name until people decided it was wacist.