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Vulcan Salute 

When someone uses the Vulcan hand sign meaning "Live long and prosper" from Star Trek to insert the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina; and the ring and pinky fingers into her anus.

A variation of "two in the pink; one in the stink"
"I gave this dirtybutt the old Vulcan Salute last night and had to wash my hands immediately after."

Full Vulcan Salute

The full Vulcan salute was an extended verse of Live Long and Prosper, you use it when returning to Vulcan or to give off your Star Trek vibes. The first bit and last bit is from Star Trek but the rest is to fill in the gaps.
Here’s what you say:
Live long and prosper, Image of Vulcan, Guardian of Spock, Speaker of Vuhlkansu, Living here today, Peace and long Life.
And that’s how to say the full Vulcan salute.
When saying guardian of Spock you can also say guardian of (person you are doing it to)

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016