vostok

the name of the shittiest watch brand in the world bar anything made in a shed in outer mongolia

watches are all produced by a russian man deluded enough to think that just because it's waterproof the moving parts don't have to be rust-proof.

they come in sexy boxes with labels that fall of and for some strange reason they have inordinate character despite being a tad shite.

person 1- what's the time?
Vostok wearer - 10.12am
anyone else - oi mate it's 5 fuckin thirty pm and you haven't bought lunch yet because of your shitty russky watch.
vostok wearer - oh, terribly sorry, the internal mechanism has rusted up and the watch has stopped.

vostok by lead shielding supplier (ham-) August 3, 2022

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vostorious

Something with an extremely violent or sadistic temperment. The word comes from Caramitrian "vostos" meaning violence.

"I can't believe you totally punched that guy in the face! He didn't even do anything to you!"
"Ya well... I'm feeling very vostorious today"
"Oh! Well then I understand completely! My mistake!"

vostorious by Prince Water December 19, 2008

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Vostikanapet

Armenian word for Police Chef.

Stephanie is the police chief in the police station, she’s a Vostikanapet.

Vostikanapet by jillybeanapril February 27, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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