the name of the shittiest watch brand in the world bar anything made in a shed in outer mongolia
watches are all produced by a russian man deluded enough to think that just because it's waterproof the moving parts don't have to be rust-proof.
they come in sexy boxes with labels that fall of and for some strange reason they have inordinate character despite being a tad shite.
watches are all produced by a russian man deluded enough to think that just because it's waterproof the moving parts don't have to be rust-proof.
they come in sexy boxes with labels that fall of and for some strange reason they have inordinate character despite being a tad shite.
person 1- what's the time?
Vostok wearer - 10.12am
anyone else - oi mate it's 5 fuckin thirty pm and you haven't bought lunch yet because of your shitty russky watch.
vostok wearer - oh, terribly sorry, the internal mechanism has rusted up and the watch has stopped.
Vostok wearer - 10.12am
anyone else - oi mate it's 5 fuckin thirty pm and you haven't bought lunch yet because of your shitty russky watch.
vostok wearer - oh, terribly sorry, the internal mechanism has rusted up and the watch has stopped.
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"Oh! Well then I understand completely! My mistake!"
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