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vostok

the name of the shittiest watch brand in the world bar anything made in a shed in outer mongolia

watches are all produced by a russian man deluded enough to think that just because it's waterproof the moving parts don't have to be rust-proof.

they come in sexy boxes with labels that fall of and for some strange reason they have inordinate character despite being a tad shite.
person 1- what's the time?
Vostok wearer - 10.12am
anyone else - oi mate it's 5 fuckin thirty pm and you haven't bought lunch yet because of your shitty russky watch.
vostok wearer - oh, terribly sorry, the internal mechanism has rusted up and the watch has stopped.
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vostorious

Something with an extremely violent or sadistic temperment. The word comes from Caramitrian "vostos" meaning violence.
"I can't believe you totally punched that guy in the face! He didn't even do anything to you!"
"Ya well... I'm feeling very vostorious today"
"Oh! Well then I understand completely! My mistake!"
by Prince Water December 19, 2008
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Vostikanapet

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Stephanie is the police chief in the police station, she’s a Vostikanapet.
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