vortex anus Share definition Flag A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it. Yo bro her asshole sucked my lips inShe must've had a vortex anus fam. vortex anus by Fnasty22 January 17, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the vortex anus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch