vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)

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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."

vocational paradigm shift by advs89 October 5, 2011

Vocational Cattle 

Your co-workers that do absolutely NOTHING, and have no qualm about YOU doing their job.

Often filler for over inflated companies with too many employees.

Any given company suffers the 80/20 Rule. 20% of the people do 80% of the work. The rest are Vocational Cattle.

Vocational Cattle by DigitalCrapShoveler June 26, 2009

Vocational Profiling  

Making broad assumptions of a person or group of persons based on their chosen profession.

All cops love donuts? Look at you with the Vocational Profiling. Not all construction workers use meth, what's with the Vocational Profiling? I can't believe my college professor actually votes libertarian. I guess that's what I get for Vocational Profiling him.

Vocational Profiling by SM Hoss April 16, 2008

Vocational Education 

1. When used in Public Forum debate, it is a reference to the fact that Robert Quijano and Christopher Woo of Loyola High School in Los Angeles, CA inherently win, no matter what.

2. A euphemism for Terrorist Training Camps.

1. Now, I'd like to point out VOCATIONAL EDUCATION!! WE WIN, MA'FUCKAS!!!

2. Our opponents are advocating the funding of vocational education. THIS ALLOWS FOR THE FUNDING OF TERRORIST TRAINING CAMPS! WE DON'T WANT TO FUND TERRORIST TRAINING CAMPS!

Vocational Education by NFL Chair July 21, 2008

Vocational School 

The term for a school of fish migrating to a more tropical environment.

"Oh my! We’ve interrupted a Vocational School, Jeremiah! Retreat!"

Vocational School by MrParrotMan September 25, 2022

Vocational work 

Vocational work refers to the kind of rubbish job with low pay where your employer can abuse you and take liberties. For example nurses, teachers etc.

Johnny wanted a pay rise, but his employer told Johnny that his job was vocational work and that he should accept that he should fuck off

Vocational work by Fargo Fargo July 7, 2023

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

When the Name is a mouthful and you have to get up at 4 o'clock in the morning because you live an hour away from the school and you have school during blizzards because they have their own plowing system but all the other school around are closed. When the students are high then the grades and the teachers are even higher. teachers that take smoking breaks during class. when there are 4 fire drills in a week.

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School

what students talk about at Tri-County.
"student- wheres he going
student2- hes going to smoke a cig."

Tri-County Regional Vocational Technical High School by candy stripes May 19, 2012