vlirk

one who hasn’t had sexual intercourse

damn evan your still a vlirk???

by smickelberry December 18, 2023

Virk Vife

Slang for work wife, this phrase is derivative of the "work wife" relationship that evolves between two people who are co-habitors in an office but also share a profound connection beyond the confines of work. It is often and frequently cited in songs.

My virk vife and I performed an entire musical catalog at holidays in the office that we wrote on our own, with full melody and words.

by postwarbrit August 3, 2021

van der Vlerk

To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where you will likley lose half of your half.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.

Man, poor Barry. Those girls really pulled a van der Vlerk on him.

by Duck Newland April 21, 2008

virk

A Virk is a tall, athletic, funny and all around great guy. He is typically seen with a girl around his arm. The thing that makes a Virk special, is that he's not like other guys. At the end of the day, even when you think you have the best, you'll be longing for a Virk.

The word originated in the east side of London.

"Man I'm in love with Billy. I think I'm going to marry him!"
"Yeah, but is he a Virk tho?"
"No :("

by tseweynak April 19, 2017

virk

virk is a cool guy that dominates the jatts. a virk is often seen with 50 of his wives and is a overall good guy

woah that mans a virk, don’t mess with him!

by drinkcrown24/7 October 14, 2020

Virk

Sexy young man, portuguese horse cock usually seen wanking himself off to the sheer size of his muscles

Omg he’s such a virk

by HorseCock124 November 24, 2021

Virka

Sniffer Electronic Device used by police to detect Narcotics odors in a vehicle after a police stop. The Virka unit has a wide range of odors that it can detect including Alcohol.

Virka gave a positive indication for the presence of narcotics in the vehicle.

by Evangelist Dr Art October 25, 2017