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the ultimate prgram for watching video clips on your computer. opens all mac and pc formats on any type of computer. Porn enthusiasts, your holy grail is here.
Man 1- Yo bro, i cant watch the clip you sent of Dan's sister stripping on my mac. Its not a file Quicktime can open

Man 2- Download VLC.

Man 1- Oh, ok. thanks.
vlc by Sam Snoogans January 15, 2007
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Very Little Contact. All variants: Very Low/Little Contact/Communication. Similar to NC. Used in the context of a relationship, when someone limits communication in order to avoid the toxic behavior of another person. Normally used in the context of a familial relationship.
My step-mother and I are VLC, already. We talk maybe three or four times a year. I can't bear it and try to do it over the phone, whenever possible. She always criticizes my appearance, when we meet in person, no matter what I do.
VLC by WHAT_IS_LOVE_BABY_DONT_HURT_ME November 13, 2018
Noun. Stands for Virgin Lips Club. In other words, people who have never been kissed.
I'm not in the VLC anymore because I made out with Johnny last night.
VLC by DimmuBorgir1066 August 3, 2006

VLC media player

VLC is a free and open source cross-platform multimedia player and framework that plays most multimedia files as well as DVDs, Audio CDs, VCDs, and various streaming protocols. It is the most chad media player to exist and anyone who says otherwise (especially people who are named TJ) are very wrong.
"Hey, what media player do you use on PC?"

"I use VLC media player"

"VLC, gross"

"Shut up TJ"
VLC media player by Sunflower Man January 1, 2021

VLC Media Player

The little orange traffic cone that could.

Created in 2001 by VideoLAN, a non-profit organization, VLC is probably one of the best programs to ever exist and never fails to deliver. Because of its wide support for all types of media files and codecs, it is always reliable no matter what you throw at it. It offers much snappier performance than the default video player on Windows, especially for high-bitrate files. And the best part is that it's free and open-source.

VLC is like a long-time friend that you can always trust and depend on. Long live VLC.
VLC media player is the most wholesome software ever. Every time I see that orange traffic cone pop up after the video ends, I feel right at home.

Installed VLC 

When you manage to put a traffic cone up your ass.
"He slipped and fell on that come, he successfully installed VLC"
Installed VLC by Datsause December 8, 2024

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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