by talos gamer February 22, 2017
a former kgb member who is credited with bringing russia out of the soviet union. Apparently skilled in judo, sharpshooting, military commanding, singing, Modern Warfare, swimming, and invading Georgia, he is considered to be a prime candidate for the worlds most badass.
Vladimir Putin, that is who i want to be.
by SiberianPenguin January 24, 2010
a russian zoophilic. in other words, he has sex with farm animals and makes for a fantastic debate topic. he also enjoys fondling ricebutts and encourages masturbation during public forum debates. long live putin!
ahh i'm thinking about headin down to the ol' farmhouse and gettin it on with a sheep vladimir putin style.
by Alex Homeskillet March 04, 2008
i hate this man, hes the worst fcking idiot on this planet, he probably has a mental disorder, i want to sho0t myself every time i see him, fvck putin, u look like an albino bat u slvt ahs wh0re man baby, stop attacking ukraine u ugly b1tch slvt.
by koryoryoryory March 01, 2022
Shirley: Hey have you seen that Vladimir Putin dude?
Tim: Oh, yeah id support trump over that bitch...
Tim: Oh, yeah id support trump over that bitch...
by Gummybearsareoverated64 March 09, 2022
A Limp Dicked asshole bent on the destruction of neighboring Countries, and if anyone disagrees with him he says "It's for Denazifying"
by FatManLurks March 27, 2022
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