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Visco girl

Typically an 8th grade girl that was the love child of Snapchat and Tumblr. This species of little shit can be seen at your local Starbucks with a metal straw, a scrunchie, a signature Hydroflask, and a big crater on the side of their head. Visco girls obtained their name from the godawful social media application Visco, which is really just a shittier Instagram. Visco girls are extremely dangerous, as their general idiocy is stored in glands in their mouth that is released as a lethal toxin. Occasionally the toxin will lay dormant, however, when a Visco girl makes their trademark mating calls, “Sksksksksk” or “And I oop”, the toxin is excreted and kills anyone within a 50 foot distance of the Visco girl. Stay very very very far away.
God: Please look out, my children. There is a visco girl in your general vicinity.
Visco girl: Sksksksksk What a mood!
(There is no ending to the aforementioned dialogue as everyone is dead. Yes. Even god.)
Visco girl by BooBooKeys September 1, 2019

Visiosubrideophobia 

Literally a phobia of smiling faces, more commonly associated to a dislike of web emoticons.
He hates it when I use emoticons in a conversation. He's such a vsp (Visiosubrideophobe).

Visiosubrideophobe = Visiosubrideophobia person

Vistoso Bosses 

A new teenage pop-duo of Kelci Fegurson and Taylor Parker who sang the hit singles 'Delirious' ft. Soulja Boy and Boy Crazy with an album coming out called 'Confetti'
Person 1: Have you heard the new song Delirious?
Person 2: The one by Vistoso Bosses?
Person 1: Yeah. It makes me go Delirious!
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what's the plural of hydroflask

hydroflasksksks

1.sksk viscoooo
visco by pleasedon'tkillmesorry December 13, 2019

Visco Girl

A girl who owns car max, scrunchies, hydro flask, Apple Watch, AirPods, Apple Watch and Birkenstock’s. They also edit the photos on Visco.
That girl has car max, srunchies, a hydro flask, Apple Watch , AirPods and wears Birkenstock’s. She must be a Visco girl
Visco Girl by Yolohehe June 29, 2019