If someone did want to weaponize a virus, they wouldn't have to, the birds, the bees, or the bats would do it for them. There's a lot of money to be made in a pandemic, and a lot to gain for some folks, even as everyone else shuts down.
A virus wouldn't need to be weaponized by a human, and a human that wanted one weaponized knows that, so if anybody starts asking questions, they can always give the bats, the birds, or the bees as the answers
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
A type of disease which science still doesn’t know if it's alive or not since it relies on a host's cells to reproduce by injecting its genetic code into the cell, forcing it to make copies of the virus untill is bursts open like, and I quote Kurzgezagt here: a mouse going into you and using your guts,bones and organs to make a mouse factory which will make mice untill you body is ruptured, the mice are released and you are now on the ground slowly fading away, drifting off to death.
"Hey, i'm not feeling to well, I think iI might have a virus"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"
by qwertyuiopasdffghjjklzxcvbnm December 6, 2021
by ViRuSowo August 17, 2019
Guy: *installs minecraft mods through a totally legal website*
Virus: hi
Guy: dammit my pc has a virus
Virus: hi
Guy: dammit my pc has a virus
by Literally a person December 26, 2019
by Gaycumlover December 18, 2022
A proxy virus is a virus that does not let you view a site. This virus can only be obtained by watching porn.
proxy virus: httpProxy.createServer(function (req, res, proxy) {
proxy.proxyRequest(req, res, {
host: 'secure.target.host',
port: 443,
https: true
});
}).listen(8000);
proxy.proxyRequest(req, res, {
host: 'secure.target.host',
port: 443,
https: true
});
}).listen(8000);
by Ibbs June 4, 2014