Vibing License

A vibing license is a legal document with the help of which you can successfully pass a Vibe check.
The vibing license also gives you the authority to check other people's vibe.
If someone performs a vibe check on you and you show them your vibing license, you cannot be bonked.

A vibing license is handed out to:
Virgins

Closeted homosexuals

Individuals whomst watch Jojo's bizarre adventure

Owners of a 2007 pontiac vibe
Lofi hip hop listeners
People whomst have fist bumped [Dwayne Johnson{

Person: Ayo, Vibe check.

You: Fuck outta here, I've got a vibing license!

Vibing License by CEO of India October 22, 2019

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A License you need to legally vibe

A s*** I don’t have a vibing license

vibing license by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 20, 2019

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A license you need to legally vibe

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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