Varely is a word used by people who use lazy speak and are too lazy to say barely.
Also alot of country people and hillbillies use this word to replace the word barely because they were never taught to speak properly. Once again lazy speak.
"You varely got passed that car."
"I varely won that race last weekend."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.