vent beard

A beard-like collection of hair, forming around the fan output vent of a personal computer.

John was a mucky bastard. When he took his PC to be repaired the technician had to remove the vent beard to open the case.

by Chris Rowson February 25, 2008

Ventboard

Expressing ones frustrations through nonsensical keyboard mashing,
preferably through an email to an understanding friend

Adam: Muuurhapdjedhv KILLLLEELSNNVJ DJ!!!!!!!!!!!

Robyn: Ummmm ok.

Adam: Damn tax office, I just needed to Ventboard.

by Meekalogical July 8, 2009