Velvet Elvis 

the kickass feeling of getting blown and rimmed by two people at the same time.

Velvet - the hair rimming the anus
Elvis - hedonist, wants it all at once, I mean the man died on the toilet
because of it.

"I almost lost it--one on my cock and the other licking my ass--it was a Velvet Elvis."

Velvet Elvis by Brooklyn Rake April 1, 2007

velvet elvis 

A conte crayon or chalk drawing using white conte/chalk in a way that makes the drawing look too "slick," often as a result of using too much of the white.

This term was coined by Sandy C., a life Drawing Proff. at Tulane University.

I was just going to add a few white highlights, but I got carried away and my drawing turned into a velvet elvis.

velvet elvis by Hannah March Campbell April 23, 2006

Velvet Elvis 

When a homeless person stabs you and makes love to the flesh wound.

Dude! Craig got slippin down that alleyway and caught a velvet elvis

Velvet Elvis by etmydyk June 18, 2018

Velvet Elvis 

A peanut-butter and banana grilled sandwich. The preparation is similar to that of grilled cheese, in that the pan is greased and two slices of bread are grilled in butter, with both sides containing peanut butter and sliced bananas. Sometimes called a velvis.

Dude, I just ate a velvis, it was mad tasty.

Dude, I just ate a velvet elvis and broke out in hives. Guess I can't eat peanut butter anymore.

Velvet Elvis by Velvis May 17, 2011

Velvet Elvis 

It's when you get a blow job by an old lady that takes her dentures out while you're dressed as Elvis

Bro, I rocked that elvis impersionation at the senior center so good that I got a velvet elvis!

Velvet Elvis by tko23 December 15, 2011

Velvet Elvis 

When a person wears a full body black cat suit, then participates in a bukakke film as the recipient.

‘Bro my new girl is a freak, she wants me to call the boys and set up a Velvet Elvis next Tuesday’

Velvet Elvis by Veg_tails May 11, 2024

black velvet elvis 

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.

Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"

black velvet elvis by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009