A truncated word meaning "vaginagenius" A person who is highly skilled at operating the sexual mechanisms of the vagina. Not associated with any particular urinary or partus proclivity.
Sally: Hey Jane, I heard you hooked up with Scooter. Was he any good?
Jane: Oh yeah, he got me off like twelve times. He's a vaginius!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"